Freudian Slip

My actual conversation last week that’s STILL making me feel bad…

Diana: Thanks for putting on my make up.
Me: No problem.
(After a long pause)
Wow, you’re a waste of concealer. You basically need to cover up your whole face.

And that’s why i don’t have friends. šŸ˜


what for anymore

hi. i want to sleep indefinitely šŸ˜¦ nursing will be the death of me